so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious.
pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.
no i will continue to do that
"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
somebody take photoshop away from me
Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]
elephants are fucking awesome.
Finally calling tumblr feminists out on their bullshit.
HOLY SHIT MY POST IS ON HERE