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paristhedino:

fatboy-rizzoli-torres:

Not to mention, you’d think all that profit they made off of us would bring the National Debt down. But no. The greedy fucks use it for other dumb shit. Like making sure all their pockets are nice and lined.

Wow. R

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wickedmetalviking:

geoffrox:

And most Tumblr users are like that alien Luke accidentally bumps into in the cantina who immediately wants to kill him despite his apology.

Bless this post

titshemsworth:

pachurz:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

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Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

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robert-downey-jesus:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

mythical-loki:

timelordwithachristmaslist:

#wait no I’m iron man #wait no, robert downey jr. for sure #fuck who am I #I AM A PLAYBOY BILLIONAIRE DOWNEY #fuck no that’s not right #I am Robert Man

#I am Robert Man

crowbara:

jetgreguar:

gaybabyrollins:

vuov:

Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

release neptune

Free Neptune 2014

crowbara:

jetgreguar:

gaybabyrollins:

vuov:

Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

release neptune

Free Neptune 2014

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illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

thetomska:

heyfunniest:

oh shtttt

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thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

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